[影像] 英國詐騙教戰短片

這篇算是延續上一篇的 P&B，跟詐騙有關，而且還跟英國有關。

〈Fonejacker〉是由英國電視台 E4 所製作的短片節目，因為大受好評而一季一季的拍下去，現在已經拍到第六季了！

詐騙事件在全世界各地都層出不窮，反詐騙影片也早就看到爛了，不過愛喜劇愛搞笑骨子裡超悶騷的英國人，抓緊了詐騙這個主題，拍出簡直欠打的低成本影片，內容因為牽涉來自各國的移民而包羅萬象，每每把我搞得笑翻天！

我忍不住想要分享其中一集，每次看我都還是笑得很大聲，就像看了萬年的〈哆啦A夢〉還是能在某些橋段笑出來一樣！為了讓大家看懂我決定練習一下英文聽力把他們的對話打下來，有錯誤的部分請盡量指正，謝啦！

Fontjacker | I Want Be Model (請點連結去看)

Man: You want to be a model?
Janec: I’m Model.
Man: You are model. How tall are you?
Janec: I’m … one hundred ssaii … five eleven.
Man: You’re five foot eleven?
Janec: Hmm.
Man: Okay, you’re gonna be too short for us.
Janec: I’m six foot two?
Man: No, you just said you’re five foot eleven.
Janec: No no no, I thought you said time was five to eleven, but …
Man: No, the time is not five to eleven. It’s twenty past one.
Janec: Okay, so I’m six foot two.
Man: We’re only hiring those higher than six foot.
Janec: Yes, I’m six foot two.
Man: Okay, we see models Monday to Friday between two and four in the afternoon.
Janec: What cloths should I wear?
Man: Wear whatever you want. Just be you.
Janec: Be who?
Man: Your own cloths.
Janec: Can I bring my wife?
Man: Bring whoever you want …
Janec: She’s model as well, isn’t she?
Man: How tall is she?
Janec: She’s … four foot ten?
Man: She’s too short. The minimum we hire for girl is five foot eight.
Janec: She’s five foot ten.
Man: Huh? You just said four foot ten!
Janec: No,  five foot ten.
Man: Okay, you may bring her with you, too.
Janec: We have two children as well. You do chil …
Man: No, we don’t do children.
Janec: You do? So they’re …
Man: No, we don’t do children.
Janec: But, they’re very tall.
Man: We don’t do children. None of them under age of eighteen.
Janec: No, she’s taller than that. She’s …
Man: No, age, age!
Janec: Asian?
Man: Age!
Janec: No, I’m from Urkrain.
Man: How old?
Janec: My wife?
Man: Your daughter.
Janec: My daughter is … How old she has to be?
Man: Eighteen.
Janec: She’s nineteen.
Man: Okay, bring your daughter, too.
Janec: And my son as well?
Man: How old is he?
Janec: How old he has to be?
Man: How old is he?
Janec: No, but how old he has to be?
Man: No, I’m asking you how old is he?
Janec: But I want to know how old he’s supposed to be and I give you right answer so you’ll see him.
Man: Okay, bring them with you. And we’ll see you anyday Monday to Friday between two and four.
Janec: @#$% as well?
Man: If you want to.
Janec: My mother is @#$% …
Man: Don’t bring her, either.
Janec: But she’s ehhh … She’s seven foot … two?
Man: She’s too tall.
Janec: Uhh.
Man: Okay?
Janec: Okay see you Monday.
Man: Alright.
Janec: Bye.

結論就是他們倆個都存心詐騙來的吧？XD